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Joke of the half-hour

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  1. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,

    only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying

    a vacuum cleaner.



    " Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a

    couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate

    the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."



    "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!"

    and she proceeded to close the door.



    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door

    and pushed it wide open.



    "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at

    least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a

    bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.



    "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this

    horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat

    the remainder."



    The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got

    a real good appetite, because they cut off my electricity

    this morning."
     
  2. Battle Pope

    Battle Pope New Member

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    bahahahahaha

    pwnt
     
  3. K2e2vin

    K2e2vin Senior Member

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    SiLude Senior Member

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    LoL, good shit. def a good laugh for a boring day at work
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    haha! I didn't see that one coming.
     
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