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Joke of the Hour

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Havok, May 6, 2004.

  1. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    I got a new car radio yesterday and it is terrific.

    If I say "Rock" it plays rock and roll.

    If I say "Rap" it plays rap.

    If I say "Love" it plays love songs.

    Three kids ran out in front of the car

    and I said
    "Fucking kids!"

    And it played Michael Jackson.
     
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    lowandslow Senior Member

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    :lol:
    good one
     
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    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    AMDGOD Junior Member

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    So you got a blonde a brunette, and ared head in a bar. The brunette says 'I am so loose I can fit my entire hand up my pussy'

    The Red Head says 'That's nothing I can fit my entire arm'

    The blonde just laughs as she slides farther down the bar-stool.

    :D

    (please forgive my spelling)
     
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    Hatchbacks Anonymous Senior Member

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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    MugenCRX Senior Member

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    Joke 1 - Hahahaha.
    Joke 2 - .............Now thats just sick.............Hahahahahaha.
     
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    h22bubbleback Senior Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    micheal jackson makes me sick
     
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    thats just nasty <_<
     
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    Joke #1- that's dirty :bo:
    Joke #2- :barf: I heard that before.
     
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