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Havok

Senior Member
I got a new car radio yesterday and it is terrific.

If I say "Rock" it plays rock and roll.

If I say "Rap" it plays rap.

If I say "Love" it plays love songs.

Three kids ran out in front of the car

and I said
"Fucking kids!"

And it played Michael Jackson.
 
So you got a blonde a brunette, and ared head in a bar. The brunette says 'I am so loose I can fit my entire hand up my pussy'

The Red Head says 'That's nothing I can fit my entire arm'

The blonde just laughs as she slides farther down the bar-stool.

:D

(please forgive my spelling)
 
Joke 1 - Hahahaha.
Joke 2 - .............Now thats just sick.............Hahahahahaha.
 
Originally posted by AMDGOD@May 6 2004, 11:33 AM
So you got a blonde a brunette, and ared head in a bar. The brunette says 'I am so loose I can fit my entire hand up my pussy'

The Red Head says 'That's nothing I can fit my entire arm'

The blonde just laughs as she slides farther down the bar-stool.

:D

(please forgive my spelling)

thats just nasty <_<
 
Joke #1- that's dirty :bo:
Joke #2- :barf: I heard that before.
 
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