Joke of the Hour

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Havok

Senior Member
A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door, and shouts at the top of his lungs, "Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery!"

The wife says "OMG, no shit?! Wow! What do you think I should pack, beach attire or moutain gear?"

The husband yells back, "It dosen't matter...Just get the fuck out!"
 
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