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Joke of the Hour

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Havok, May 11, 2004.

  1. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door, and shouts at the top of his lungs, "Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery!"

    The wife says "OMG, no shit?! Wow! What do you think I should pack, beach attire or moutain gear?"

    The husband yells back, "It dosen't matter...Just get the fuck out!"
     
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    Oldie but a goodie. :D
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    :lol: :lmao: I heard that one a long time ago while cadding.
     
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    Fucking awesome JOKE!!!
     
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    I am still hoping with every ticket I buy....

    :p


    Good one. :worthy:
     
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