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So a man comes home from a long week at work. He's exhausted and hungry. He see's his girlfriend packing her bags getting ready to bounce.

The man looks at her puzzled and says, "where the hell are you going?"

She replies, "i'm leaving you"

"How come?" He questions.

"Because you're a pedophile"

He looks puzzled and asks, "where did a 14 year old like you learn such a big word like pedophile?"
 
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