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Joke of the Sunday.

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by jamesA, Jul 15, 2007.

  1. jamesA

    jamesA I'm a gun addict now. VIP

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    Why the fuck do they always ask at the doctor's office why you are
    there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
    sometimes it is embarrassing.

    There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
    her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most
    of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
    An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
    for today?"

    "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
    The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
    crowded waiting room and say things like that."
    "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
    The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
    room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
    your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor
    in private."
    The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
    strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.

    The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
    The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
    "There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
    The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
    advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

    "I can't piss out of it," he replied.
    The waiting room erupted in laughter.

    Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!
  2. boostedf22

    boostedf22 dis is why im not

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    May 28, 2007
    in the land of OZ
    I laughed !! :)
  3. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    Oct 18, 2004
    i don't get asked by the receptionist, i get asked by the doctor... but that's pretty funny...
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