A factory in America makes Tickle Me Elmo toys and the toy laughs
when you tickle it under the arm.
A new employee is hired and she reports for her first day promptly at
0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel manager's door
and the foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins
to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole assembly line is
banking up fast.
The Personnel manager decides to see this for himself so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor. When they get there the assembly line
is so banked up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory
floor.
At the end of the line is the new employee surrounded by mountains of
Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece
of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.
"I'm sorry," He says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday".
" Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
when you tickle it under the arm.
A new employee is hired and she reports for her first day promptly at
0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel manager's door
and the foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins
to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole assembly line is
banking up fast.
The Personnel manager decides to see this for himself so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor. When they get there the assembly line
is so banked up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory
floor.
At the end of the line is the new employee surrounded by mountains of
Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece
of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.
"I'm sorry," He says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday".
" Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".