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Joke of the week... or some crap like that

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by jeffie7, Jul 18, 2006.

  1. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    Sep 28, 2002
    A factory in America makes Tickle Me Elmo toys and the toy laughs
    when you tickle it under the arm.
    A new employee is hired and she reports for her first day promptly at

    The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel manager's door
    and the foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins
    to rant about the new employee.

    He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole assembly line is
    banking up fast.

    The Personnel manager decides to see this for himself so the 2 men
    march down to the factory floor. When they get there the assembly line
    is so banked up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory

    At the end of the line is the new employee surrounded by mountains of
    Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of
    small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece
    of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
    little package between Elmo's legs.

    The Personnel manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
    hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.

    "I'm sorry," He says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday".

    " Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
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