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Joke VI

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Loco Honkey, Aug 27, 2003.

  1. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
    "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
    "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
    "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
     
  2. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    boom boom *crash*

    that was pretty bad... but :laugh:

    now you can't sue me
     
  3. khrisb

    khrisb ******

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    No.
    It goes like this.
    3>2>1>5>4>6.
    Don't quit your day job.
     
  4. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    hahaha

    I give it a 5 out of 10.

    It's funny because of the truth behind it :D
     
  5. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    I don't see you posting anything funnier.
     
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    Jeef NO MA'AM Moderator VIP

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    :postwhore:
     
  7. Tonyd0821

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    not funny.
     
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    khrisb ******

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    Give me a little while, I'll post a good one.
    And jeff, you are the one post whoring.
     
  9. GSRCRXsi

    GSRCRXsi Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    i got a good one, its pretty sick so brace yourself......

    what does constipation and a math problem have in common?

    -> you can work them both out with a pencil
     
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    Jeef NO MA'AM Moderator VIP

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    Member's Lounge
    204 posts in this forum
    ( 58% of this member's active posts Out of your 356 posts, 58% of them were in this forum. Out of those posts have you had any meaningful posts? :newbie:
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    :lmao:

    That was funnier than locos, sorry man. :thumbsdown:
     
  12. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lmao: Now that's funny!
     
  13. khrisb

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    You're the mod. Check.
     
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