Joke VI

[Loco Honkey]

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

 

[posol]

boom boom *crash*

that was pretty bad... but

now you can't sue me

 

[khrisb]

No.
It goes like this.
3>2>1>5>4>6.
Don't quit your day job.

 

[jamesA]

hahaha

I give it a 5 out of 10.

It's funny because of the truth behind it

 

[Loco Honkey]

Originally posted by khrisb@Aug 27 2003, 02:40 AM
No.
It goes like this.
3>2>1>5>4>6.
Don't quit your day job.

I don't see you posting anything funnier.

 

[Jeef]

Originally posted by khrisb@Aug 27 2003, 03:40 AM
No.
It goes like this.
3>2>1>5>4>6.
Don't quit your day job.

 

[Tonyd0821]

Originally posted by Loco Honkey@Aug 27 2003, 01:26 AM
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

not funny.

 

[khrisb]

Give me a little while, I'll post a good one.
And jeff, you are the one post whoring.

 

[GSRCRXsi]

i got a good one, its pretty sick so brace yourself......

what does constipation and a math problem have in common?

-> you can work them both out with a pencil

 

[Jeef]

Originally posted by khrisb@Aug 27 2003, 08:06 PM
Give me a little while, I'll post a good one.
And jeff, you are the one post whoring.

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204 posts in this forum
( 58% of this member's active posts Out of your 356 posts, 58% of them were in this forum. Out of those posts have you had any meaningful posts?

 

[dveit]

Originally posted by GSRCRXsi@Aug 27 2003, 08:22 PM
i got a good one, its pretty sick so brace yourself......

what does constipation and a math problem have in common?

-> you can work them both out with a pencil

That was funnier than locos, sorry man.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by GSRCRXsi@Aug 27 2003, 04:22 PM
i got a good one, its pretty sick so brace yourself......

what does constipation and a math problem have in common?

-> you can work them both out with a pencil

Now that's funny!

 

[khrisb]

Originally posted by jeff@Aug 27 2003, 11:04 PM
Out of those posts have you had any meaningful posts?

You're the mod. Check.