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  1. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Whilst enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he would like to come back to her place.

    The pair jump into a taxi and as soon as they get back to her flat they dive onto the bed and spend the night hard at it.

    Finally, the spent young bloke rolls over, pulls out a cigarette from his jeans and searches for his lighter.

    Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand.

    "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies.

    Opening the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the bloke begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously.

    "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

    "Your boyfriend then?"

    "No, don't be daft," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

    "Well, who is he then?" demands the bewildered bloke.

    Calmly, the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her face and replies, "That would be me before the operation."
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    lol ..... thats fucked up



    whats up with all the jokes lately being written in british / aussie
     
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    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    thats pretty gross yO
     
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    ji you bastard i told you not to tell anyone about that!
     
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    lol- we need a Ji emoticon
     
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    How about a beer bottle and a helmet? ;)

    [​IMG]
     
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    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

    nothing, you already told her twice.
    hahaha
     
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    that's so fucking old, Adam told that joke to Eve
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Be careful what you wish for.

    :lol:

    :ji:

    : ji :
     
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    Loco Honkey Banned

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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    LOL....we need an emoticon that says You Are An Asshat since alot of people are saying that now...LOL
     
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    ji man, you get a little too into this shit sometimes.

    funny as hell though :ji:
     
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    :asshat:

    : asshat :
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :boxing: That fucking rocks!
     
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    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    :asshat:


    i just had to put it to use :ph34r:
     
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    nice we have a Ji emoticon!!!! I LOVE THAT PIC!!!!!!!!!

    :ji:
     
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