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  1. Domeskilla

    Domeskilla Senior Member

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    Stole this from the s-dime board i frequent.

    An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.

    What majestic trees!

    What powerful rivers!

    What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

    As he was walking alongside the river he heard a
    rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to
    look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him.

    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked
    over his shoulder and saw that the bear was
    closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder
    again, and the bear was even closer.

    He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over
    to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top
    of him, reaching for him with his left paw and
    raising his right paw to strike him.

    At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..."


    Time stopped.

    The bear froze.

    The forest was silent.


    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice
    came out of the sky:

    "You deny my existence for all of these years,
    teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation
    to a cosmic accident.

    Do you expect me to help you out of this
    predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

    The atheist looked directly into the light, "It
    would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You
    to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could
    you make the BEAR a Christian?"

    "Very well," said the voice.

    The light went out.

    The sounds of the forest resumed.

    Then the bear dropped his right paw, brought
    both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:

    "Lord, bless this food, which I am about to
    receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord

    Amen."
     
  2. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    :lol: pretty good man
     
  3. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :D I just got that in my email last week. Still Funny.
     
  4. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    hahaha Good one :thumbsup:
     
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    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    a bear and a rabbit live in a forrest. they're always fighting and arguing. one day they come across a lamp. they rub it, and a genie pops out.

    "you each get three wishes" says the genie.

    "i'll go first" says the bear. "i wish all the bears in this forrest, except for me, were female!"

    poof! it's done.

    "i want me a shiny red motorcycle" says the rabbit.

    poof! the rabbit is now standing next to a brand new shiny red motorcycle.

    the bear says "i wish all the bears on this continent, except for me, were female!"

    poof! it's done.

    the rabit says, "i want a shiny red helmet to match my motorcycle!"

    poof! the rabbit is now wearing a shiny red motorcycle helmet. at this point, the rabbit climbs up on his new motorcycle and starts toying around with the controls.

    "for my last wish, i wish all the bears in the WORLD, except for me, were female!"

    poof! and it's done.

    the rabbit says, "i wish the bear was gay!"

    VROOM!

    and rides off on his motorcycle.
     
  6. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :eek: hahahahahahahahhahahahha that rabbit is such an ass.


    LMAO
     
  7. Domeskilla

    Domeskilla Senior Member

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    hahahaa.. that's fucking hilarious...
     
  8. Frankie P.

    Frankie P. Senior Member

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    I thought the first joke was great. :bo:
     
  9. arpee79

    arpee79 Senior Member

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    heard a similar one to the bear rabbit story still ok.
     
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