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  1. rudeludenotmeanthough

    rudeludenotmeanthough Senior Member

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    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well.. after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. So.. she figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

    One night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device.. a vibrator!

    Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.

    "You impotent bastard!" She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy.. you explain the kids."



    from http://www.preludepower.com
     
  2. K2e2vin

    K2e2vin Senior Member

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    :lol: :lol:
     
  3. Iron 1

    Iron 1 Senior Member

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    hahahaha, my bet is that he was still the one in trouble!!!!
     
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    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    h22bubbleback Senior Member

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    probally....girls always seem to turn thingsk around n get madder.... <_<
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    thats fuckin good
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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