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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer." So, the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning. She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?" He said, "Why yes I am!" She liked the idea and they went to his place. When they were in bed making love, he started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"
     
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    :lol:
     
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    reminds me of a quote from Shawshank Redemption: 'Didn't do it!! Lawyer fucked me!' only in a different sense...
     
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    haha lawyers suck....unless you need one....lol
     
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