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  1. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    A cardiologist dies and his funeral is well atttended as he was a good doctor and well respected. Many patients as well as people in the medical community attended. As a symbol of respect and honor a large heart made completely out of red roses stands behind the casket. After the closing comments from the pastor, the giant rose heart opens and the casket is rolled inside. As the heart closes many bow their head in respect during this somber moment.

    Suddenly this one man bursts out in laughter. He laughs so hard tears are streaming down his face. As he begins to get himself under control he aplogizes profusely and explains that he couldn't help but imagine his own funeral...as he was a gynecologist.

    At this point the proctologist promptly faints.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    a cardiologist is a heart doctor, they rolled him into a heart...

    a gynocologist works with women...and only women...in the nether regions..



    damned stoner ruined it. :D
     
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    AAhaha. I get it.

    Pretty decent joke. :thumbsup: I didnt understand the heart doctor/cardiologist part.
     
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