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  1. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson,died
    and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
    you've
    been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world,
    your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
    out with God."

    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
    God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one
    whoinvented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?!"

    Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."
    God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something
    that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run
    without
    a road?!"
    Arthur was apparently embarrass! ed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me,
    but
    aren't you the inventor of woman?"

    God said, "Ah, yes."

    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
    major
    design flaws in your invention:

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

    5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"

    "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

    God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and
    waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper
    and God read it. "Well, i t may be true that my invention is flawed,"
    God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are
    riding my invention than yours."
     
  2. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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  3. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    So what you're saying is woman > Harley?
     
  4. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Goes without saying. Hell, McDonalds cheeseburger > Harley.
     
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    i would say anything>amf harley, but otherwise, i love harleys
     
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