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  1. Xaero3953

    Xaero3953 Senior Member

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    The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused together as they gyrated to their own beat. The woman ###### her ear, "Quick! My husband's coming through the front door! Hide in the bathroom!" she cried.

    The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed and as she turned back, her husband came through the bedroom door. "What are you doing lying on the bed naked?" he asked.

    "Darling, I heard you coming up the drive and got ready to receive you," she replied with a knowing smile.

    "Great," he said, "I'll just step into the bathroom and I'll be with you in two shakes." Before she could stop him, he was into the bathroom where he found a man clapping his hands together in mid-air.

    "Who the devil are you!" the husband demanded.

    "I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife called me in to get rid of these pesky moths," the lover replied.

    "But.. but you've got no clothes on?" stammered the husband.

    The lover looked down and jumped backwards in surprise and said, "The little bastards!"
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    :chuckle:

    I saw that one coming though.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    Estorvito Soy Boricua

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    bahahhaa That was Gay..lol :D
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    Shit...it got a chuckle outta me.
     
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    A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
    They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

    They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

    The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow."

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    There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

    The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

    The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

    The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    :bo:

    Wayyy better.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    i think i got some bad acid...

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  12. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    last one was great, hahaha.
     
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