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Jokes of the Day

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Celerity, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
    A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
    Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    A. A different bar
    Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
    A. Sum Ting Wong
    Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    A. A speech impediment
    Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
    A. They're hiring
    Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
    A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
    Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
    Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the & F' word?
    A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'
    Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
    A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...' and a southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.!
    Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
    A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
     
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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    bwahaha,,,,racial profiling
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    nootrac22 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Q: how do you make a dishwasher into a snowthrower
    A: give the bitch a shovel
     
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    90_EF_Hatch Señor Member

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    Q:Why are black people so tall?
    A:Because their knee-grows
     
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