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Jokes Of The Day

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by CRX-YEM, Apr 1, 2003.

  1. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    SOMETHING TO OFFEND DAMN-NEAR EVERYBODY

    1. What's the Cuban national anthem?
    A. "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

    2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    .A different bar.

    3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded
    baby?...........They named him "Sum Ting Wong."

    4. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
    other? ................A speech impediment.

    5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
    half-mast?.................They're hiring.

    6. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? ..............Because
    they're not going to work in the future either.

    7. What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep under each
    arm?.......... A pimp.

    8. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
    Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
    .Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

    9. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    .A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage,
    along with a recipe.

    10. How do you get a sweet little 80 year old lady to say the F word?
    .Get another sweet little 80-year-oldlady to yell *BINGO*!

    11. What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern
    fairy tale?
    .A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time
    .A southern fairy tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

    12. My, my, how times have changed. Years ago when 100 white men chased 1
    black man, we called it the KuKluxKlan.
    A.Today they call it the PGA TOUR.

    13. Why is there no Disneyland in China?
    A.No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
     
  2. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    The chinese baby one is supposed to be

    A black man and a chinese lady have a baby, what do they name it?

    Sum ting wong


    some funny ones in there tho...

    the national anthem is good
     
  3. Prowler

    Prowler Super Moderator

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    Why isn't sex ed and drivers ed offered at the same time in mexico?
    The donkey gets too tired. :lol:
     
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    Remember the black guy on the Jetsons?


    Isn't the future great?
     
  5. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    dude, you TOTALLY fucked up that one.

    i forget how it goes...it has something to do with the flinstones...then moves on to the jetsons...
     
  6. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Oh damn.....:lol: :D
     
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    TRuggiero_ Senior Member

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    No I didn't.
    You: Hey remember that black guy on the Jetsons?
    Other Guy: There was no black guy in the Jetsons.
    You: Isn't the future great?

    It works.
     
  8. totalburnout

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    Ever see the Flintstones? Every see a black person in it?
    -Yes


    Ever see the Jetsons? Every see a black person in it?

    No? ...ain't the future looking great
     
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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    You fucked it up =/
     
  10. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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  11. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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  12. DazedCivic99

    DazedCivic99 Senior Member

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    not to be racist or anything but one of my managers, who is black, told me this joke i found it funny coming from him,

    What do you call a Black Astronaut?


    A Nigger

    it had us rolling on the ground coming from him, he is not the kind of person who would want to get all close and hateful in a dark alley with either
     
  13. SpyOneUSN

    SpyOneUSN Senior Member

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    you know the world is fuct when...
    the best rapper is white, the best golfer is black. the tallest basketball player is chinese. america's cup belongs to the swedish. france is calling us arrogant and germany doesnt want to go to war.
     
  14. Tonyd0821

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    somebody allready posted that....
    hello and welcome to two weeks ago.
     
  15. SpyOneUSN

    SpyOneUSN Senior Member

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    like no way! sorry im sooooo five minutes ago.
     
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