jury duty next week- cant get selected

[Konnor]

I may be too late with this answer.But what I usually do is act like I know someone who went through a similarincident that is involved with the case. So they think that my judgment will bebiased.

 

[|Chaz|]

Lol, newb signed up just to make this post.

 

[Drake]

Someone with the county clerks office I bet

*looks for his special hat*

 

[klyph]

Nice font noob.

 

[totalburnout]

yeah, but in alaska they just assume that you were eaten by the narwhals. or the seals have turned the tides and clubbed you to death.

I actually pictured this as I was reading your text and this had me rolling.

and it would take a 5 day trek to even get to your area to look for you.
which would be a huge waste of tax payers money.

Isn't wasting tax payers money the government's job?

they need that money to keep the seals on the correct end of the clubs, otherwise, total chaos would ensue...

There you go, having me rolling again.