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yeah, but in alaska they just assume that you were eaten by the narwhals. or the seals have turned the tides and clubbed you to death.
and it would take a 5 day trek to even get to your area to look for you.
which would be a huge waste of tax payers money.
There you go, having me rolling again.they need that money to keep the seals on the correct end of the clubs, otherwise, total chaos would ensue...