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Just got back from the hospital

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  1. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Its 6a.m. and I just got home from the hospital.

    Someone please shoot me in the face. That was the worst pain I've ever experienced in my life. It felt like I was being repeatedly stabbed in the stomach.

    Morphine took care of me a bit, after hours of pain.

    ...and the clincher. I rarely ever go to the doctor, but whenever I do, even when they run bloodtests - I come up healthy on all acounts and they never diagnose exactly what I had.

    G.I. virus or Food poisoning perhaps.
     
  2. chestercheeto48

    chestercheeto48 Senior Member VIP

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    could be a gallbladder or kidney stone.....
     
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    drink some cranberry juice :)
     
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    i've heard cranberry juice is an old wives tale
    more fluid is better, so if you don't like cranberry juice you won't drink as much of it as you would drink a fluid you like

    whiskey FTW!!!
    lol
     
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    chestercheeto48 Senior Member VIP

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    [sarcasm]Wow the powers of African cranberry juice who new.[sarcasm]
     
  8. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    maybe you are in the begining stages of the Ebola virus and in about 6 hours your last act uppon this planet will be to shit out your liquified insides
    :thumbsup:
     
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    ya know, just for shits and giggles...

    have you eaten any lettuce or spinach yesterday? :p
     
  10. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    Thats what I was thinking.

    The chinese food leftovers that had brocoli in it, the lettuce in the University's roast beef sandwich or that mayo on the pasta I had.

    Doctor didn't seem to interested in that fact.
     
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    Wait wait wait.

    Mayo... on.. pasta?
     
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    TommyTheCat Gonzo Scientist

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    Yeah, that's just sick...probably Bird Flu.
     
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    mayo on pasta.... sounds like pasta salad.... a very lame version of it.

    i hope it wasn't warm.
     
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    It's a New Jersey treat. Like Cut up bits of hotdog and macaroni and cheese in rhode island.
     
  15. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    I have no idea what your talking about with the mayo and pasta. Only how B said it, in pasta salad. I do enjoy cut up hotdog in mac and cheeese though.
     
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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    ding ding ding.

    whole wheat pasta with light mayo on them.

    throw in some shredded carrots, celery, and egg to make a pasta salad type dish or just have the mayo and pasta if you're in a rush.

    My roomate showed me the beauty of this, I thought it was disgusting to hear at first.
     
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    well you're still here so i guess no luck on the Ebola thing :(
    oh well... probly just some food poisoning type shit


    heres some Ebola for ya any way
    [​IMG]
     
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    man...ill tear up some macaroni & cheese with cut up hotdogs in it...mmmm mmmmmmm...velveeta ftmfw!
     
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