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Applying light pressure.

Honestly, I have nothing else to do. I've been bored out of my mind for 3 days running.
 
I didn't have to pee but I suppose the burning sensation was much like what the describe as a symptom of clap - which if I had to deal with on a daily basis, I would sprint my butt down to the local clinic.

I was driving home and felt like I was carrying a ball of fire in my lap. I was surprised that last night after I 'finished' for the first time since the test that it didn't feel any different. I'm thankful for that.

you are a lucky man

peeing after the Q-tip test ranks a few notches above getting kicked in the nuts
 
i thought the q-tip test was obsolete?

Probably is but I had the test done in the hood at a public health facility so the testing would be free and I wouldn't have to worry about any issues with insurance or deductibles if I went to a private physician.
 
They probably do it as a deterrant. Its not needed anymore, but just to keep people from coming back too often.
 
i thought the q-tip test was obsolete?
i thought so to. last time i got checked they just needed a urine test.

q-tips don't test for kayaks. they have to do a skin sample on an outbreak.

when i got my first q-tip the guy doctor said, "some people actually get aroused from this". it was the worst pain ever. i hated it. and he did 2 samples that day.
 
i thought so to. last time i got checked they just needed a urine test.

q-tips don't test for kayaks. they have to do a skin sample on an outbreak.

when i got my first q-tip the guy doctor said, "some people actually get aroused from this". it was the worst pain ever. i hated it. and he did 2 samples that day.

I suppose the blood work encompasses the herpes virus as well as HIV and anything else they could test through blood.

I wasn't sure if I would have to do the Q-tip swab or just pee in a cup.
 
Then you get the 'don't call us... we'll call you' and if they DO call.... usually it's positive result. Glad it's all clear though
 
I got swabbed by a noob apprentice.
After he was done HE DROPPED IT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!
after swab #2 I wanted to swab him with a baseball bat.
 
I have to call back for the results of the normal test I think, the HIV I'm supposed to as well, but if I don't and I do have the dreaded I'm sure they'll track me down and call me via the info I provided.
 
ok, i'm not hip... what the hell are kayaks?
 
ok, i'm not hip... what the hell are kayaks?
People in Valtrex commercials always seem to be kayaking.

BTW, In NJ I believe it's the law to inform someone of a positive HIV test. I doubt it for any of the other things though.

I have actually yet to be tested except for HIV. I give blood so they test for that kind of stuff. As far as the rest, I have only not been protected with one girl (the ex) and as long as the tools look and work properly, I'm not going.
 
ok, i'm not hip... what the hell are kayaks?
just what i was thinking :huh:

lol my friend went to go get tested and when i answered the phone for him :eek: i saw that look and his life was never really the same...even though he was just carrying :eek:

lol here in australia the qtip test does not exist no more ^_^ and the results are called in ;)
 
qtip is the worst freaking pain ever. My gf was wondering why I was in a bad mood after that.
 
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