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The Trisexual
I was driving on the belt parkway and saw someone in a 90-93 Integra pulled over looking under the hood. I was in a good mood so I decided I would try to help.
When I got to him, I said:
"What happened."
"Welp, all of a sudden the car started pulling to the right and bouncing."
"Why are you looking under the hood?"
"I dunno, thought it was the transmission or something."
"Did you notice you have a flat tire?"
"Stop lying, are you going to help me or not?"
I point to the flat tire
"Oh"
He stands there scratching his head.
"Do you know how to change a tire buddy"
"No"
I laugh and tell him I'll help him out.
I thought this was funny as hell
Now, I'm doing about 85 in the fast lane. An unmarked UC (i didnt know at the time) cuts me off and slows me down to about 60. So I pull over to pass him, he blocks me. So I go into the slower lane and pass him doing about 90. He goes around the car in front of him and says over the loud speaker thing
"I think you should slow down" (figured out he was UC), I just nod thinking he wants me to pull over. So I start pulling over and he pulls up next to me when I'm doing about 55 and guns it. I thought it was funny that he's going to tell me to slow down then does like a 110. I got lucky I didn't get a speeding ticket. That's the way cops should be, not complete assholes, maybe he was just giving me a break or felt like messing with someone, cause everyone was doing 75-85.
Well my day started off nicely.
When I got to him, I said:
"What happened."
"Welp, all of a sudden the car started pulling to the right and bouncing."
"Why are you looking under the hood?"
"I dunno, thought it was the transmission or something."
"Did you notice you have a flat tire?"
"Stop lying, are you going to help me or not?"
I point to the flat tire
"Oh"
He stands there scratching his head.
"Do you know how to change a tire buddy"
"No"
I laugh and tell him I'll help him out.
I thought this was funny as hell
Now, I'm doing about 85 in the fast lane. An unmarked UC (i didnt know at the time) cuts me off and slows me down to about 60. So I pull over to pass him, he blocks me. So I go into the slower lane and pass him doing about 90. He goes around the car in front of him and says over the loud speaker thing
"I think you should slow down" (figured out he was UC), I just nod thinking he wants me to pull over. So I start pulling over and he pulls up next to me when I'm doing about 55 and guns it. I thought it was funny that he's going to tell me to slow down then does like a 110. I got lucky I didn't get a speeding ticket. That's the way cops should be, not complete assholes, maybe he was just giving me a break or felt like messing with someone, cause everyone was doing 75-85.
Well my day started off nicely.