Klyph!!!!!!!!!!

[Black Widow g2]

The Abominable Snowman... I don't know if it's in there though.

 

[klyph]

No, it's not in there, give me a brief overview.

 

[Black Widow g2]

Uhm... it involves whipped cream. And a lot of it.

You say: It's my birthday. I'm a cake. Eat me.
She goes: I can't eat all that whipped cream
You say: Well, you're gonna try, aren't you?

 

[klyph]

except, I'd probably end up in a puddle of melted whipping cream wondering why I'm not sticky from other reasons. No, this has to be a surprise attack. I'll only get away with something like this this on my birthday.
I've been considering the Abe Lincoln, do i get bonus points if i make her quote the Gettysburg Address?

 

[Black Widow g2]

Just score 4 times. (and 7 years ago)

 

[klyph]

f seven years ago, I wanna score 4 times today

 

[integraslut78]

Happy BdaY klyph you better throw down some beers

 

[Black Widow g2]

well, yea, of course, sweetie. but, it wasn't funny if i didn't make sure you knew what i meant. *sigh* sorry. lol

 

[klyph]

Happy BdaY klyph you better throw down some beers

 

[phunky.buddha]

 

[klyph]

Worst B-Day ever.

/wrists

 

[Celerity]

No inuit pie ?

 

[posol]

you did the abe licoln and she hit you?

 

[klyph]

GF put together a nice little celebration, but I fucked it up cuz I'm a jackass.

 

[Celerity]

ok, I can go with that.

 

[reckedracing]

do tell...

 

[klyph]

klyph notes:

I guess i made a joke that was degrading, she got pissed, so I didn't get any. Then I was mad cuz i wasn't getting any on my birthday. She was mad because I'm always disrespectful. We're both still pissed off today.

where was I? O ya,
/wrists

 

[E_SolSi]

cheer up EskiMO kid

 

[klyph]

^_^
Thanks, E