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Korny Jokes....

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Airjockie, Mar 19, 2005.

  1. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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    A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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    A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is
    there anything you can do for him? "
    "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
    Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
    "What?, Because he's cross-eyed?"
    "No, because he's really heavy"
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    Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the
    craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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    A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.
    "It's... um...well... I have five penises" replies the man.
    "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?"
    "Like a glove."
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    What do you call a fish with no eyes? A f sh.
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    Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam"
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    Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you
    drive"
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    Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

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  2. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    :eek: :lol: :eek:
     
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    Havok Senior Member

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    Someone in CT smack Clayton for me. :)
     
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    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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  5. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :withstupid:
     
  6. Dustin_m

    Dustin_m Active Member

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    :lol: stupid but got a laugh outta me
     
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    Citizen_Insane Senior Member

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    MadMaXXX Mad Man

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    uhh could some1 explain that one for me?
     
  9. adnoh

    adnoh Senior Member

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    Two birds are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and says: "Do you smell fish?"

    Two apples are baking in an oven. One apple turns to the other and says "pretty hot in here eh?" the other apple screams out loud "AHHHH!!! A TALKING APPLE!!!!"

    How do you tell Calvin Klein to Fuck off??
    F-U-C-K!
     
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    sireg Senior Member

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    it took me a min to get that one..haha
     
  11. Speedracer228

    Speedracer228 ......

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    like a glove, 5 fingers go in the glove..........
     
  12. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :blink: :huh:
     
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