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lame joke of the day

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  1. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

    If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
    If you are laughing, send me your smile.
    If you are eating, send me a bite.
    If you are drinking send me a sip.
    If you are crying, send me your tears.
    I love you!














    The husband, typically non-romantic, texted this reply:






    "I am on the toilet. Please advise."
     
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  2. Matts96HB

    Matts96HB . Moderator VIP

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    :lol: I laughed a lot harder than I probably should have
     
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