LAme Joke of the dayammm....

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todays maxim joke

Q: What’s 40 feet long and smells like urine?

A: The conga line at a nursing home.

and another...

A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed. “Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis.”
“What!” gasps the patient. “You mean I’ll never experience another erection?”
“Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures him. “Just not yours.”
 
ive watched that 5 times in a row and i still dont hear a joke...i just see this hot girl i wanna...i mean...ummm...yea...lame...haha
 
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