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Lawyer Joke

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  1. corvetteguy

    corvetteguy Senior Member

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    One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation.

    He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We HAVE TO eat grass."

    Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you!"

    "But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

    Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

    Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too."

    The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

    "Bring them all!" the lawyer answered. They all jammed into the huge limo.

    Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

    Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"
     
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    lol nice
     
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    haha.. aww thats so mean........
    f'n lawyers.. lolz
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    i dont see too many lawyers riding around in limos

    perhaps the joke would be beter if some rich buisnessman type was the butt of it
     
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    stupid flakes with stupid dried stawberries..


    ___ -- shes wearing a white shirt too .. hahaha
    ^^^(in the vid)
     
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    and then the 2 fat women.............at the end.. hahahahah
    white shirts too..
    lol
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Wonderful!
     
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    LMAO! @ both jokes.
     
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