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letterman top 10, john kerry

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    John Kerry was on Letterman last night and read the Top 10 list:

    "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals"
    10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
    9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
    8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.
    7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
    6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.
    5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
    4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.
    3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
    2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."
    1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.
     
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    Hah. :lol: Now to find a clip of this online. Or: When does Letterman rerun?
     
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    i think letter man re-runs the same night at liek 3 am or something
     
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    Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
     
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