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Capt. Orygun

Win the Day
so this guy on Uselessjunk.com posted a video his GF sent him stripping on her webcam (hot bitch)

one responce to it really made me laugh

"The amount of semen I would leave up her firebox would impregnate her. •.-:¦:-• Even if she has had her tubes cauterized my boys would morph into stem cells and repair the damage. •.-:¦:-• Also, she would be about 2 pounds heavier and make that sloshing noise in her gut like when you have thirds at Thanksgiving. •.-:¦:-• I'm not joking"

:bo:
 
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