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what a nut case.

shit, at least hes making money. or maybe hes making it all up. who knows. who cares.
 
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I think the guy is crazy. It reminds I went to play basketball a couple of days ago, and we played with a nutcase, he would say the weirdest shit out of nowhere. The one that literally scared the shit out of me was when he said "What is the definition of rape." I was like WTF? Or he started saying that he ran 13 miles in 25 minutes, I didn't want to say anything, because he would have probably killed me or some shit.
 
Originally posted by Frankie P.@Jun 10 2004, 10:37 AM
I think the guy is crazy. It reminds I went to play basketball a couple of days ago, and we played with a nutcase, he would say the weirdest shit out of nowhere. The one that literally scared the shit out of me was when he said "What is the definition of rape." I was like WTF? Or he started saying that he ran 13 miles in 25 minutes, I didn't want to say anything, because he would have probably killed me or some shit.

good times...
 
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