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lol - the new honda rap

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    I love my Honda like I love my ganja
    I’ll smoke ya v-8 like I smoke marijuana
    Back up boy and show some respect
    My Honda civic has a 4 cylinder vtec
    When I go out people wanna see my ride
    They always stare at the "Type R" on the side
    I painted my hood black for that carbon fiber look
    My windshield wiper lights that off tha fuckin hook
    I took off my hubcaps cause they give me better times
    When I rip a new track I’m stunnin on my rhymes
    My exhaust turned sideways with a 5 inch tip
    I raced a z06 and took home his pink slip
    I got a new spoiler from J.C. whitney
    It's a 15 inch doublestak worth every penny
    APC decals and two racing stripes
    4 ion blue daytime runiing lights
    When I take off tha front tires go up in smoke
    And chevy’s with 350’s ain’t nothing but a joke
    Went to Pep Boys and bought all the neon lights
    Its like Las Vegas when you see me at night
    Don’t mess with tha vtec cause it’ll send ya home
    Cryin lika fat kid that dropped his ice cream cone
    When ya see my comin get outta my way
    I gotta cruise tha mall cause you know its Friday
    I doing loud fly-bys all down tha highway
    Bumping some techno with my visor turned sideways
    If you wanna race ya ass will get tossed
    I throw in it neutral and rev up the exhaust
    I’m gonna leave your ass in a world on pain
    My adrenaline rushin with tha rice in my veins
    Nutra slam it in drive when the light turns green
    And I’ll eat a Saleen like ya momma lean cusine
    I got another victory in the "domestic basher"
    I’ll pull in front of you and throw on my flashers
    When ya lost you called me a cheater
    Ya just couldn't hang with the 1.6 liter
    Tha Civic is more like a rocket than it is a car
    You’ll be sayin to ya self “damn is that a type Râ€
    (Fast & Furious interlude)

    Don’t mess with Hondas cause they’re outta ya class
    I wait till ya get beside me trying ta pass
    Let ya hear tha vtec when I step on tha gas
    Next thing ya know your ass is finishin last
    I fix you a "Type R" burger with some vtec sauce
    You’re ass will be fired cause Honda is tha boss
    Is NOT called nitrious tha shit is called called NOS
    You should know by now your life is a loss
    It’s about time you stop driving all them wrecks
    Get a job at hardees and save all ya checks
    Or sue KFC for falling on ya neck
    And when you get paid buy yourself a Vtec
     
  2. StarBellieAngel

    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    i SWEAR i saw that before... somewhere....


    most likely didn't post it because i always post 'reposts' so gave up. hahahaha
     
  3. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    shit ive got that song somehwere i think.
     
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    yea, they have a video too... some foo with his accord or some shit.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :repostred: :)

    yeah its gay in text form, it's even more gay with the guy singing it to a beat on that video.
     
  7. MikeBergy

    MikeBergy Blah blah blah....

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    One of those lines is in my sig. A link to that rap was posted here like 2 or 3 weeks ago, with that even more gay honda song.
     
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    I got a rap it goes like this


    R to da E POST!
     
  9. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    this one made me choke on my pizza
     
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    that was a REally nice POST!
     
  11. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    I heard that one a few years ago.
     
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    Saw that on the Corvetteforums a few days ago, thats funny shit
     
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    Prowler Super Moderator

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    that's a knockoff of "it ain't a tight car if it ain't a type r" right?
     
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    That song rules! No why, they mention my car init... a 4 door LS Holla!
     
  15. StarBellieAngel

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    yea, but my car is in a 2pac song.

    'a black ac integra' so.. unh!
     
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    Thats pretty sweet thats the first time I heard of it.
     
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