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lol tony this is for you

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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  2. Tonyd0821

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    all she would get from me, is a free cup of coffee from starbucks as we meet up, my funny wit and charismatic personality as we are sitting down talking to each other, and then a free trip back to my place to "hang out"

    and then


    BLAMMO

    A NICE FAT LOAD OF CUM ACROSS HER FACE AS I STRADDLE HER TITS AND JACK OFF FAST AND FURIOUS.

    fucking gold digging whore ass bitches. i LOVE treating women like that like total and COMPLETE SHIT. fucking turns me on to meet a chick like that.

    last gold digger i met, (thread is somewhere on my board) she wasnt giving it up after the third date......probably because I had told her that I hadnt gotten out of school and was still working for 18 measely bucks an hour.....date went kinda south after that little revelation......and this is coming from a chick who told me she ate at 5 star resturaunts with all the guys she dated at least 4x a week.)

    anyways, she got me all hot and bothered, and then told me she "had to go"

    after i was sitting there with a fucking hardon after she made out with me for the past 45 minutes......bitch wouldnt finish me off, and was trying to leave me hanging....


    HELL MOTHERFUCKING NAWWW


    grabbed her once more, told her one more kiss before she goes........

    got a little more hot and heavy, then suddenly flipped her on her back, straddled her and jacked off all over her body :p

    told her to get the fuck out of my house lololoolo

    :)
     
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    driver1 Senior Member

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    goor for you! that rules i love to hear shit liek this! rock on tony
     
  4. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    hey i edited that one...reread it again lol.
     
  5. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    and I will fly out to the east coast, midwest of dirty south and cut your fucking balls off with my smith and wesson 8" buck knife if

    ANYONE disagrees with the way I treat "high maintenance" women.


    bring it, bitches.


    every single one of you had better come on here and thank me for doing a service to the community by breaking one of these bitches whenever I can.








    Im going to sit here Indian style, and wait for the accolades to come forth.
     
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    Was she trying to buch you off like a bull? Because next time you tell that story, you have to mention something about your favorite cowboy hat.

    -> Steve
     
  7. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    lol no,

    she had no idea what i was going to do.


    bitch thought it was funny to be a cocktease......AFTER we had hooked up before.

    now all of a sudden, she discovers tonyd is one broke ass nigga, and the OOOHS and AAAHHHHSSS

    suddenly stop.


    HOKAY.


    and no, my timing was PERFECT. She probably thought that (she was on top of me grinding into my dick and making out with me) i was going to just flip her on her back so I can get on top of her.


    bitch didnt even see it coming untill after the fact :lol:



    and no, im not an asshole....there is MUCH MORE to this story, that that bitch did.....

    trust me, i got patience.....but had that been another guy, her eye woulda been blacker than Lucy Ricardo's, after that dirty cuban went on one of his infamous 30 day drinking binges :p
     
  8. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lmao: Tony the guy doing it for the rest of us.
     
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    Fucking wow .... Tony can't handle getting blueballs... <_<



    *shrugs & hits back button*
     
  10. driverunknown

    driverunknown Senior Member

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    SO what was her reaction to the fountain show?
     
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    Dont know.

    as soon as a million of my kids starting playing bobsled on her tits, i immediately told her to get the fuck out of my house and never talk to me again.

    the look of shock on her face was priceless. i dont even think she washed my cum off her tits ....

    i remember her getting all big eyed, as i looked her straight in the eyes.....

    got up, put her bra panties and pants and shirt on, and i escorted her in silence to my front door and locked it.

    very surreal moment....


    it actually wasnt because she was giving me blue balls.....it was a chain reaction of events that night that led up to me straddling her and jacking off all over her tits.

    i fucking lost it that night.


    she showed me her true colors that night, that she was a gold digging whore.

    the person that i got to know over the few weeks prior to me unleashing the tsunami (it was a BIG load fellas, lemme tell ya that) over her tits was completely different than the irrational cunt that showed herself that night.
     
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    straight up Kobe Bryant style.
     
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    haha thats some funny shit!
     
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    :worthy: tonyd you sir, are my hero :worthy:
     
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    Tony, you're not by any chance the owner of this site:
    http://www.dirty-proverbs.com/

    check out the angry warewolf or abe lincoln and please pull it on the next ungrateful ho ur with

    weekend at bernies
    The name for a gorgeous girl who you are proud to parade around and show off, but unbeknownst to your friends, she just so happens to be an utterly dead fuck in bed. Is named so in reference to the infamous 80's comedy where two guys tote around a corpse as it was still alive but in actuality, it was really dead. In a sentence: "Yeah Suzy is hot as fuck, too bad she's really just a weekend at bernies."
     
  16. GSRCRXsi

    GSRCRXsi Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    tell us what she did to piss you off tony i wanna know. im sure others wanna hear too lol.
     
  17. Tonyd0821

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    long story....

    she just got on my nerves...

    she was originally from croatia, but came to america when she was 10. apparently she was able to "blend in" so well (blonde hair beach bunny) that i had NO idea she was from croatia untill she told me. thats how perfect she fit in.


    anyways, this bitch tried to play me, like i was some looser ass dork going after a bitch of out my league.

    oh hell naw.


    first off and foremost, yes, she was hot. BUT, she had a j-lo butt. lost MAJOR points with me. dont like chicks with meat on their bones.

    second of all, this dumb fucking wop foreigner (yes, im part croatian as well)
    comes off like tonyd is the little boy who is sprung on her shit?


    i played it cool for the entire night while she was acting up. i was hoping i could get the "date" over with and her out of the house before i lost my temper...


    HAD SHE grabbed my cock, stroked it a few times, made me cum, she woulda been on her way, and i never woulda called her again.

    but, she thought it was funny to cocktease me.

    ha

    ha

    ha

    /SCOTTY, RELEASE THE SEMEN VALVES !!!!!!!.......

    /BUT kAPTAN !!! I CONT HOLD HERR MUCH LOONGEER !!!! She's going to explode !!!!

    NO fucking bitch, be she foreign or american is going to try and play ME for a motherfucking fool. Straight up. I give respect, I demand the same respect back from women. I treated her like any guy would properly treat a date. (before she fucked up) opened car doors....blah blah blah.

    then she got on my bad side, and Karnash the Turtle Head popped out of my bunghole and made a guest appearance that night.


    oooh, fuck you whoever made the last post. now im all hyped up again and mad from just thinking about it.

    i put bitches in their place that deserve to be put in their place
    dont fucking come to me with a "holier than thou" attitude. Your dumb fucking ass is the one who gave me your phone number, talked to me on the phone for 4 hours straight one night. KEPT on calling my cell phone about 4 times a day to see how my day was going, KEPT dropping by my house unnannounced to see me because she couldnt wait till the end of the day to hang out.....



    this bitch thought she was the SHIT because she HUNG OUT in newport beach.
    (fancy RICH area)


    1. she was in community college
    2. she made 8.00 an hour as a secretary PART TIME
    3. she lived in Huntington Beach.....a MIDDLE CLASS neighborhood.
    4. her girlfriend, was the one who came from a rich family.


    now lets look at me:

    1. graduated college, 4.0 gpa, went to law school (still in limbo)
    2. last job I had was for around 52k a year as a admin analyst
    working for the school district (after my sting as an electrician, but before grad. school)

    3. I GREW UP in a WELL TO DO family. We lived in Palos Verdes Estates. as in, the homes in the rich white part of town that over look the ocean on the cliffs.

    i was raised like any other kid out there. I had NO idea my family had money untill probably my soph. year in h.s. Thats how fucking modest my parents were. I had to EARN everything that I owned. Remember the term "elbow grease" ? My mother coined that term.

    4. I been around money. I KNOW how to act. I choose to act and carry myself in public like anyone else. Even if I do make it big in life, aint shit going to change. t-shirt and blue jeans for me. (ok, maybe a m5 or s55 or something of that nature...)


    so, in closing, this forein fucking bitch comes over to america, does whatever for a few years, untill she meets me, cops a MAJOR "im better than you because I date guys with lots of money" attitude.

    ILL BE MOTHERFUCKING DAMMED IF I DONT TEACH THIS BITCH A LESSON.

    JUST A FEW SHORT YEARS AGO YOU WERE RIDING BUCK NAKED ON THE BACK OF A GOAT, TENDING YOU PARENTS FARMING FIELDS, HOPING THAT YOU CAN SELL ENOUGH HOG-MOGS TO THE LOCAL BLACK COMMUNITY TO PAY THE 1.00 A WEEK THE LOCAL LANDLORD IS CHARGING YOUR FAMILY TO RENT THE FARMHOUSE IN WAR TORN CROATIA.

    and Martine?

    go take the side of the gold digging whore and argue her case so you can stir up more drama on this website.

    By jacking off on that fucking cunt's tits, I was COMPLETELY justified. How the fuck dare you second guess me? Bitch please.

    "All My Children" called for you Martine......

    It seems as if they are having difficutly writing the final episode for this season, and were wondering if you could give a few ideas on what the transvestite half monkey/ half human doctor who got into a plane crash in southern Chile and wound up masquerading as a import racer driver in the indy500, after he crossed the border illegally with Ji's girlfriend on the back of a lettuce and tomato produce pickup truck driven by the mother of the founder of NAMBLA?
     
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    and you got to realize something.....

    this is just an every day occurance that happens to guys all the time.
    (maybe not the titty nut shower, but girls dissing guys because of how much money they make)

    happens all the time.


    so you need to realize that I am an EXCELLENT story-teller. The words and phrases I use, make you hang on my every word, and as such, my stories altho true, and spruced up with words that make you just want to keep on reading to see what I'm going to say next.

    Everything is true. I just know how to tell a story to get the reader's attention. :thumbsup:


    so bascially, its not me being an asshole, I just know how to make a menial story exciting.


    I bet you I could write a 10 page thread on hondaswap about me going to the supermarket to buy things on my grocery list.

    basic simple shit. but I know how to tell it so you want to read it :thumbsup:
     
  19. caffeind

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    your story bored me.
    as for the titty show you keep bringing it up over and over...are you insecure about something?
    you gave no reason to "hold a chick down and cum on her tits" to paraphrase. you havent given one example of how she acted stuck up enough to borderline rape someone. would you want a guy to do that to you?

    call me an asshat or ban me for support my take on the situation. but the "nigga please" attitude really irritates me.

    so i hope before you go "but a nut on anotha ho" why dont you pause and think about a guy busting a nut on you for whatever it was the chick in question supposedly did.

    this isnt meant to be a battle, i'm not really into getting my account banned, but it's 4:40 int he morning and i dont feel like typing out an intelligent reponse to a thread filled with so little of it. hit me on msn or aim if you want to talk when i'm not doped on pain pills (had my wisdom teeth cut out the other day)
     
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    Tony, i thought ur story fuckin ruled....

    <-- been screwed over more then id like to say
     
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