mall photo's from 1989

[Briansol]

I don't know how those who wear skinny jeans:
a- walk
b- don't have sore nuts

 

[Drake]

They don't have nuts and are to busy mopping to worry about walking anywhere

 

[Jeef]

I have no ass and bust the sag but not on purpose. My pants just fall down a little in the back.
I would also rock the mullet and acid jeans over the skinny jeans and Beiber hair.
The wifey got mad at me when we were in Old Navy one day a few years ago and a kid with skinny jeans walked by and I asked her why the would any guy want to wear girl jeans. The kid heard me and started walking away looking like he was going to cry. I hadn't even said he has to be gay at that point.
The good thing about skin ny jeans is that the kids balls are so restricted that they won't be able to procreate.