Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by reckedracing, Mar 7, 2005.
holy damn... thats fuckin crazy
when animals get hungry
Fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice, shame on me.
damn... them's fuckin crazy...
note to self: never look a chimp/ape in the eye, it WILL fuck you up... BADLY...
Indeed they will. There's an interesting story about a band of chimps in this one region of Africa that hunt human babies. But that's another post.
fuck that a chip weighs what 75 lbs i would fucking kick a feild goal with him
He'd take your damn foot with him, you realize.
lmao i guess he had the same idea as you hcivic
anyone know what these things weigh, and what sorta strength they have?
i;m guessing they have pretty fucking strong jaws... damn
he could not get ny entire foot and fist
Tonight on Fight Night
HCivic Vs. a rabid monkey.
I predict a 1st round knockout by the monkey.
I read that shit on rotten.com's daily rotten news. As for their strength I think I saw on discovery or something that most simians or apes whatever..... Have like twice the power of a human slightly larger than them at the least. So even though that thing was 75lbs it probably had the strength of a 150-160lb human that lifts constantly. So I would guess that means they could easily manhandle most people since they are incredibly agile. On a side note, it seems the smaller apes and stuff are more likely to attack. It's like they have a small man's complex or something and have to show people how badass they are. Gorillas on the otherhand almost never attack, even each other. For dominance they simply shake trees and yell at each other until someone backs down. Kinda odd, but I guess otherwise we would have seen clips of silverbacks brawling by now.
Yeah West Covina (where the people who got attacked are from) is like 1 mile away from me. I remember driving by their house a number of times with their big "Free Moe" signs when he got taken away.
But, it wasn't "Moe" who attacked them, it was two other apes that were in a neighboring cage that got loose. I was wondering if Moe told them, "look there are the people who treated me like shit and kept me in an improper enviornment" and then the apes handled bussiness.
Also, I was watching this on the local news a few mornings ago, and they said that THE MANS' TESTICLES WERE FOUND A COUPLE HOURS AFTER THE ATTACK AND OVER 100FT AWAY FROM THE ATTACK SITE.
chimps are VERY strong. their muscle density is way more dense then ours. something like 50% more if i remember right. they look small and fraile but they are strong.
...any animal will attack when your stare in their eyes. even humans.
The most interesting thing about that article was the name of the city.
yeah, i heard about this shit on howard stern. supposedly the apes mauled the guys genitals too...
some people keep them as pets
this puts a whole new meaning to the gangs with chimps and apes as pets on chains...
I went back over my sources on this so here we go.
I guess in eastern africa somewhere there's this band of chimps that were studied for awhile because of their odd behavior. Children and babies started disappearing from villages. Apparently once a month or so, this band of chimps would get about 4 or 5 males together and go find a village. Once there they would sneak in and steal a baby or a small child, drag it (usually) just to the edge of the jungle, and eat it alive. Nobody messes with them because they think they're demons or some shit. Africa's crazy.
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