no no no... that's the Del Sol Vtech Cordless Phone... complete with neons that flash when someone calls you, and when it rings, it makes real vtec noises!
Yeah, that's what it says on the valve cover, but what if Honda spelled it wrong on all their valve covers? What if some old skool ricer running the Honda valve-cover plant said, "lolz this wil sho tehm all!!!11!111...one..."