Estorvito
Soy Boricua
I found this while browsing online, and thought I' share....
How to Photograph Your Puppy
1-Remove film from box and load camera.
2-Remove film box from puppy's month and throw in trash.
3-Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
4-Choose a suitable background for photo.
5-Mount camera on tripod, check flash and focus.
6-Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
7-Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
8.Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
9-Focus with one hand while fending off puppy with other hand.
10-Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
11-Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
12-Put magazines back on coffee table.
13-Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.
14-Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
15-Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say- "No, no outside!"
16-Call spouse to help clean up the mess.
17-Fix a drink.
18-Sit back in chair, put your feet up, sip your drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.
How to Photograph Your Puppy
1-Remove film from box and load camera.
2-Remove film box from puppy's month and throw in trash.
3-Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
4-Choose a suitable background for photo.
5-Mount camera on tripod, check flash and focus.
6-Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
7-Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
8.Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
9-Focus with one hand while fending off puppy with other hand.
10-Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
11-Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
12-Put magazines back on coffee table.
13-Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.
14-Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
15-Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say- "No, no outside!"
16-Call spouse to help clean up the mess.
17-Fix a drink.
18-Sit back in chair, put your feet up, sip your drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.