I found this while browsing online, and thought I' share.... How to Photograph Your Puppy 1-Remove film from box and load camera. 2-Remove film box from puppy's month and throw in trash. 3-Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle. 4-Choose a suitable background for photo. 5-Mount camera on tripod, check flash and focus. 6-Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth. 7-Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera. 8.Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees. 9-Focus with one hand while fending off puppy with other hand. 10-Get tissue and clean nose print from lens. 11-Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose. 12-Put magazines back on coffee table. 13-Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head. 14-Replace your glasses and check camera for damage. 15-Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say- "No, no outside!" 16-Call spouse to help clean up the mess. 17-Fix a drink. 18-Sit back in chair, put your feet up, sip your drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.