Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. dad at the whore house, mom smoking grass , i just setteled down for a nice peice of ass.
Then out on the lawn there arouse such a clatter, i sprang from my peice to see what was the matter, he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, i knew right away the fat fucker fell.he filled the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart that son of a bitch blew the chimney apart. he swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight piss on you all and have one hell of a night!