As possibly the weirdest course of events ever tonight, I just finished smoking 2 blunts with "Iron" Mike Tyson. I was at my best friends house playing video games with him and another one of my friends, when his mom bursts in and says Mike Tyson is next door. Now shes a pretty big drunk and we live in a fairly white part of town, so we figure shes just wasted. My friend asks her if he had a big tattoo on his face and she said yeah. We walked out back and sure as schitt Mike Tyson was 1 house over on the porch drinking a Corona. I had my digital camera and his parents were talking to them for a few minutes, so one of my friends walked over and asked if we could have a picture. We took a picture with him and right after he said something about smoking a blunt. By now there are 4 of us, and one of my friends asks him if he wants to smoke. Tysons eyes lit up and he got all happy like "I like you boys". We ended up smoking 2 blunts with him and hung out for like a half hour before we left. I walked up front after and there was a brand new Rolls Royce Phantom parked right across the street from my car (with a big scrape on the bumper from them backing into something). He's definately a crazy mofo. He kept talking about the most random stuff and Jews for Jesus and all kinds of crazy stuff. This was definately one of the storys that no one will believe when I go into work tomorrow.