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Originally posted by senate_9427@Mar 31 2005, 03:50 PM
who?
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Originally posted by Battle Pope+Mar 31 2005, 07:08 PM-->senate_9427@Mar 31 2005, 03:50 PM
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You suck!
Mitch Hedberg was a comic genius.
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My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.
I have a very sensitive neck. I can’t wear a turtleneck shirt cause it hurts me. My neck needs room to breathe. If you wear a turtleneck and a backpack, it’s like a weak midget is on your back trying to strangle you