Capt. Orygun
Win the Day
> > >Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a
>country road one
> > >evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The
>driver tried
>to
> > >avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary
>told her
>driver
> > >to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what
>happened.
>She
> > >stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
> > >
> > >About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the
>car with his
> > >clothes in disarray. He was holding! a half empty bottle
>of expensive
> > >wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other
>and was
>smiling
> > >happily, smeared with lipstick.
> > >
> > >"What happened?" asked Hillary.
> > >
> > >"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the
>cigar, his wife
> > >gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters
>made mad
> > >passionate love to me."
> > >
> > >"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
> > >
> > >The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's
>driver, and I just
> > >killed the old cow.........and things kinda got confused
>after that"
>country road one
> > >evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The
>driver tried
>to
> > >avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary
>told her
>driver
> > >to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what
>happened.
>She
> > >stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
> > >
> > >About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the
>car with his
> > >clothes in disarray. He was holding! a half empty bottle
>of expensive
> > >wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other
>and was
>smiling
> > >happily, smeared with lipstick.
> > >
> > >"What happened?" asked Hillary.
> > >
> > >"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the
>cigar, his wife
> > >gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters
>made mad
> > >passionate love to me."
> > >
> > >"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
> > >
> > >The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's
>driver, and I just
> > >killed the old cow.........and things kinda got confused
>after that"