> > >Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a >country road one > > >evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The >driver tried >to > > >avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary >told her >driver > > >to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what >happened. >She > > >stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. > > > > > >About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the >car with his > > >clothes in disarray. He was holding! a half empty bottle >of expensive > > >wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other >and was >smiling > > >happily, smeared with lipstick. > > > > > >"What happened?" asked Hillary. > > > > > >"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the >cigar, his wife > > >gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters >made mad > > >passionate love to me." > > > > > >"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. > > > > > >The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's >driver, and I just > > >killed the old cow.........and things kinda got confused >after that"