monday's dumb joke

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Capt. Orygun

Win the Day
Alright here it is

What has two thumbs, speaks french, and loves the Pussy







































*points thumbs in chest*
MWA! :lol:
 
old....cept the way i heard it is "speaks spanish" cause a spanish (not mexican) guy told it.
 
maxim's joke of the day
Joe and Bill are out fishing and sipping beer while discussing football and NASCAR.

All of a sudden Joe says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months."

Bill sips his beer and says, "You better think it over, women like that are hard to find."
 
AHAHAHAHA!!!!! God bless maxim. Thats some funny shit right there. I dont care who ya are....dats funny.
 
My Favorite...

Hold up your index and middle finger. Ask someone ..

"Why do women masturbate with these two fingers?"

"Because they are mine"
 
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