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Mono

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  1. kungpowchicken7

    kungpowchicken7 Junior Member

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    If someone says, "I gave her mono," what does he mean? Isn't mono that thing where you get tired and experience fatigue? Anyone know how it's transferred? I heard you can get it just by kissing.
     
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    Nopspawn Senior Member

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    goto google and search mononucleosis. It's a virus thats passed through saliva.
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    How old are you kid?

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    lol
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    stop messing around with dity bitches, and don't share sodas with your boys, and you won't get mono
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    You gave her a set of headphones, it's not stereo...it's mono.


    :roll:


    I'm tired what can i say.
     
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    khrisb ******

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    I got it from a bitch a few weeks ago. My throat got sore and swollen. I ran a fever for a few days. I was hungry as hell and couldn't swallow. My ex-girlfriend kissed me and then her and her dickhead boyfriend got it too! Then she had to explain it to him. Priceless!!!
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    dang, your exchanging fluids all over the place.....
     
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    my brother had mono, he slept allll day long, that shit makes you tired so he says.
     
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    Yeah, I'll have to admit. I'm a ho. My own mom even said I was a man-whore.
    That hurt...
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    Ha!
    I'm a man whore and lovin' every minute of it! I told her,"Hey, atleast I'm not gay!" She had no response.
    But yes, mono sucks.
     
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    Ok, first of all if you really had mononucleosis (mono) you wouldn't be just ill for a few days. It attacks your immune system and poisons your body. Signs of mono usually develop 4 to 7 weeks after you're exposed to the virus. So you didn't get it from some bitch a few weeks ago. If you don't get rest and just chill out (lay around and do nothing) your spleen can rupture which equals "bad shit". Generally, it is passed through saliva and mucus such as kissing, however you can get it from oral sex b/c mucus is present in the "discharge". You also lose your appetite, not get super hungry.
     
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