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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by dohcvtec_accord, Mar 27, 2003.

  1. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    My favorite bumper sticker in Washington DC right now is the
    one that says 'First Iraq, then France'."
    -Tom Brokaw

    "The French announced today that they would not help us remove
    Saddam from Iraq. Well, Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France."
    -Jay Leno

    "France said this week they need more evidence to convince them
    Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it
    came rolling thru Paris with a German Flag on it."
    -Dave Letterman

    And my all time favorite!
    Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
    So the Germans can march in the shade!!!

    Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an
    accordion.

    France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is
    miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable
    because they live in France.
    -Mark Twain

    The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we
    found truffles in Iraq.

    War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II

    What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army

    Q. How do you stop a French Tank?
    A. Shoot the guy pushing it.

    Q. how many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris.
    A. We don't know, it's never been tried.

    The best French bashing line heard over the last week is: "We can
    count on the French to be there when they need us."
     
  2. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    <-- is 50% french



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    thank god it's french canadian

    :lol:
     
  3. La_Pieuvre

    La_Pieuvre Senior Member

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    <_< at this thread

    but I've heard most of those before :lol:
     
  4. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    LMAO
    god i fuckin love these
    :lol:
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    :lol: hahaha,Dave Letterman ownz.
     
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    machine Banned

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    Amazing how spineless they can be
     
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    strictlyJDM Member

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    American Dude:Do you speak German?
    French Guy:Non
    American Dude: You're welcome!



    :lol: :D ....i love bashing the french
     
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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    fookin froggies.

    i heard french canadian women are cunts

    <my uncle and aunt told me so...he's from there>
     
  10. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    When I lived in England I was dating a nurse. One night we got drunk and she said something about american people thinking were better then ayone else. I told her if it wasn't for us she'd be speaking German (damn alchool). Umm, she didn't like that....
     
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    Havok Senior Member

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    I knew there was a reason you always acted better than us.

    It's ok, France held up for a good 9 days against Hitler.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    arent those french chicks all hairy and shit?

    their accents annoy the fuck out of me. well at least the one chick on Pulp Fiction did anyays.

    put that runny mouth to good use
     
  13. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    if that was from france it wouldnt have bullets,and hed have a life jacket on for when he bailed out
     
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    caffeind Senior Member

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    LMAO those are great, bashing the french is more fun than bashing canadians (no offence brian :ph34r: )
     
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    Tonyd0821 Banned

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