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    89crxzc I provide inspiration!

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    looks like their site is down. go MS servers!!!!



    Would-be kidnapper shoots own left testicle, police say, then nails left calf

    WICHITA, Kan. - A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said.

    The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle. He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf.

    When the shooting ended, the 23-year-old man managed to walk himself into the hospital for treatment, police said. He and his two accomplices, ages 18 and 20, were arrested for aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice.

    The men were attempting to kidnap a teen in a dispute over stereo speakers, police said.
     
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    "Aw hell Cledus, I'd give mah left nut fer them speakers!"
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    Cheddar bob actin' mofo

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    That "teen" was actually a 13 year old girl.
     
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    Turbo&Auto Nick Go FAST!!

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    If you look up owned, this story is definately the definition :p
     
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    Borat !
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    i was taking a line off of "8 mile" and taking out the curse words. i'm trying to clean it up a little bit.....eh, fuck that. you can't use my own shit against me fucker. haha
     
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    Eminem fans = people who can't type in english and who make no sense whatsoever
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    i never said i was a fan. it just reminded me of the movie. i'm a ray charles fan, does that mean i'm blind?
     
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    baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha...thats hilarious...
     
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    No, but maybe deaf.
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Tooo much: :roflmao:
     
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    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    See what happends when you try to live out the "thug life" by shoveing loaded/armed guns into ur pants.
     
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