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Movie Characters

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  1. dveit

    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    What are some movie characters that you would want to beat senseless? Whether it be for what they did, what they said, or simply because you find them completely annoying.

    here are a few of mine:

    1. Commedus (Joaquin Pheonix) from Gladiator because he was just so cocky and didnt derserve to be emporer.

    2. Diego from Blow because he betrayed George Jung (Johnny Depp) and stole his california connection.

    3. The girl from GoodFellas that wouldn't fly because she needed her hat, and didn't dial from an outside number.

    What are some other characters that just make you want to reach through the TV screen and strangle them?
     
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    Michael Moore.
     
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    Along with that toad Micheal Moore, I'd like to take a hammer to Jar Jar Binks fucking face.
     
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    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    I wanna beat the shit out of Gabrielle Union when she played "Eva" in the movie "Deliver Us From Eva". OMFG!!!!! I wish I could just cut her eye lids off and keep taking her picture.

    Anyone who seen that movie knows what i'm talkin' about. :angry: :ph34r:
     
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    LMMFAO!!! :bo:

    Any character Johnny Knoxville has ever played, including himself.
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    :werd:
    Also, I would like to kill Patrick Swazey in the movie Donnie Darko, well ANY character he has played actually. Something about that guy just rubs me the wrong way, I hate him. :kick:
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    You just wish he would "rub you the wrong way".
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lmao: Seen all the chick flicks so I know what you mean.
     
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    Just thought of another one.

    The bitch wife in Casino. Stupid gold mining junkie whore. I'd like to beat her to death with my dick.

    :D
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Gilbert Gottfried. Over and over and over and over....
     
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    Fran Dresser, Steve Martin.
     
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    Steve Martin is badass. The Jerk is one of the greatest movies and lets not forget the 3 amigos!

    "Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?"
    "yes, you have plethora"
    "Jefe, do you even know what a plethora is?"
    "no.."
    "Then how can you say I have a plethora, when you don't even know what a plethora is?"
     
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    O the easiest ,without a doubt, is Ben Afleck playing the role of a tough mobster guy in Gigli
     
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    "Giggly" was a fucking stupid movie. I want to strangle EVERYONE INVOLVED with THAT train wreck.
     
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    Pig Vomit from Howard Stern's Private Parts. He just plain sucked.
     
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    i dunno seeing JLo with her ass like popping out was kinda nice lol!
     
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    I donno why but the Malfoy character in the Harry Potter movies. Everytime I see his face and the three just take his crap, I yell at the screen punch him in the face and beat his ass.
     
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    The Mexican pimp from Kill Bill 2. Not that he was an asshole, but that eye-rolling mumbling sonuvabitch should be gunned down in an Ankara market.
     
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    I'd "rub him the wrong way" with the fat end of a baseball bat in the teeth.
     
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