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ThatGuy4life

The Riced Sleeper
MSWFU
(Men Sick of Women Fucking Up)
Semester 1

Daytime Classes for Women
(Men need you in the evening to do their bidding)

Open to Women Only

Day 1- Problems in the house

1)The Kitchen a Woman’s Favorite Room
How to cook and clean with out complaining

2)Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While He Watches Football
Issued Equipment: Muzzle

3)How to Keep Your Man Happy in Bed
Oral Presentation Required

Day 2- Problems in public

1)Driving for Dummies: You to Can Parallel Park
Beginner Class Covering Driving Techniques Constantly Done Incorrectly by Women

2)The Store. Is it Really Your Friend
How to Leave the House and Still Have Money on the Credit Card

3)How to Deal With the Man Always Being Right
Please Refer Back to How to Use a Muzzle

We Also Offer Monthly Refresher Courses

And For a Limited Time Only For Those Women Who Just Can’t
Understand We’re Offering Lobotomies for the Low Price of $29.99
(Free if Referred by a Man)




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Is Now Offering New Spring Courses Due To Popular Demand (A.K.A to Many Dumb Ass Women)
Semester 2

Open to Women Only

Week 1 – Dealing With Your Mental Problems

1)He’s Not a Player, He Just Doesn’t Want You
For those girls who get mad that a guy talks to them and then don’t call back

2)How Not to Fall in Love in One Week
It’s not the guy your in love with it’s the dick

3)Dealing With Being Unattractive
Just because your fat or ugly doesn’t mean you have to cock block your
good looking friend

Week 2 - The Do’s and Don’ts of Dress and Appearance

1)How to Apply The Right Amount of Clothes
Recent research shows ugly and fat women should wear more clothes oppose
To fine women wearing less

2)When Make-up Goes to Far
Steps to look good without looking like a clown

3)The Gym - A Wonderful Place Where Dreams Are Made
Lose the pounds and show your beauty. Look on the bright side if there’s no
beauty all you need now is plastic surgery


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Scholarship. All May Apply And Most Likely All Will Meet The
Criteria In One Form Or Another. And For Those Who Don’t We
Have Sponsers Waiting By.

MSWFU We Won’t Stop Till Your Dumb Bitch Is Trained
 
I'm still looking for ONE Class that specifically teaches people that "Tomorrow" has ONE MOTHERFUCKING M
 
MSWFU
(Men Sick of Women Fucking Up)
Semester 1

Daytime Classes for Women
(Men need you in the evening to do their bidding)
I think I had a thread here where the man wasn't even willing to 'bid' :p

1)The Kitchen a Woman’s Favorite Room
How to cook and clean with out complaining

2)Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While He Watches Football
Issued Equipment: Muzzle

3)How to Keep Your Man Happy in Bed
Oral Presentation Required

I don't allow men in my kitchen unless it's to put dishes in the sink. They burn everything that isn't on a BBQ.

I watch football... in fact, I yell more at the screen than he does.

As for oral... we'll just leave that alone. :D

Day 2- Problems in public

1)Driving for Dummies: You too Can Parallel Park
Beginner Class Covering Driving Techniques Constantly Done Incorrectly by Women

2)The Store. Is it Really Your Friend?
How to Leave the House and Still Have Money on the Credit Card

3)How to Deal With the Man Always Being Right
Please Refer Back to How to Use a Muzzle

Driving is fine, thanks... I hate shopping and men are right a lot of the time.


1)He’s Not a Player, He Just Doesn’t Want You
For those girls who get mad that a guy talks to them and then don’t call back

2)How Not to Fall in Love in One Week
It’s not the guy your in love with it’s the dick

3)Dealing With Being Unattractive
Just because your fat or ugly doesn’t mean you have to cock block your
good looking friend

Week 2 - The Do’s and Don’ts of Dress and Appearance

1)How to Apply The Right Amount of Clothes
Recent research shows ugly and fat women should wear more clothes oppose
To fine women wearing less

2)When Make-up Goes to Far
Steps to look good without looking like a clown

3)The Gym - A Wonderful Place Where Dreams Are Made
Lose the pounds and show your beauty. Look on the bright side if there’s no
beauty all you need now is plastic surgery

Now, all that is so friggin true. What's sad is most women are actually like this. I guess I'm glad I'm not that bad. Thanks, Dad for raising me. :D
 
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