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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by ThatGuy4life, Jul 19, 2007.

  1. ThatGuy4life

    ThatGuy4life The Riced Sleeper

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    MSWFU
    (Men Sick of Women Fucking Up)
    Semester 1

    Daytime Classes for Women
    (Men need you in the evening to do their bidding)

    Open to Women Only

    Day 1- Problems in the house

    1)The Kitchen a Woman’s Favorite Room
    How to cook and clean with out complaining

    2)Is it Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While He Watches Football
    Issued Equipment: Muzzle

    3)How to Keep Your Man Happy in Bed
    Oral Presentation Required

    Day 2- Problems in public

    1)Driving for Dummies: You to Can Parallel Park
    Beginner Class Covering Driving Techniques Constantly Done Incorrectly by Women

    2)The Store. Is it Really Your Friend
    How to Leave the House and Still Have Money on the Credit Card

    3)How to Deal With the Man Always Being Right
    Please Refer Back to How to Use a Muzzle

    We Also Offer Monthly Refresher Courses

    And For a Limited Time Only For Those Women Who Just Can’t
    Understand We’re Offering Lobotomies for the Low Price of $29.99
    (Free if Referred by a Man)




    The World Renowned College MSWFU (Men Sick of Women Fucking Up)
    Is Now Offering New Spring Courses Due To Popular Demand (A.K.A to Many Dumb Ass Women)
    Semester 2

    Open to Women Only

    Week 1 – Dealing With Your Mental Problems

    1)He’s Not a Player, He Just Doesn’t Want You
    For those girls who get mad that a guy talks to them and then don’t call back

    2)How Not to Fall in Love in One Week
    It’s not the guy your in love with it’s the dick

    3)Dealing With Being Unattractive
    Just because your fat or ugly doesn’t mean you have to cock block your
    good looking friend

    Week 2 - The Do’s and Don’ts of Dress and Appearance

    1)How to Apply The Right Amount of Clothes
    Recent research shows ugly and fat women should wear more clothes oppose
    To fine women wearing less

    2)When Make-up Goes to Far
    Steps to look good without looking like a clown

    3)The Gym - A Wonderful Place Where Dreams Are Made
    Lose the pounds and show your beauty. Look on the bright side if there’s no
    beauty all you need now is plastic surgery


    Were Now Offering The Get A Dumb Ugly Bitch Into College
    Scholarship. All May Apply And Most Likely All Will Meet The
    Criteria In One Form Or Another. And For Those Who Don’t We
    Have Sponsers Waiting By.

    MSWFU We Won’t Stop Till Your Dumb Bitch Is Trained
     
  2. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    do they teach grammar and punctuation in this school?
     
  3. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    I'm still looking for ONE Class that specifically teaches people that "Tomorrow" has ONE MOTHERFUCKING M
     
  4. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    I think I had a thread here where the man wasn't even willing to 'bid' :p

    I don't allow men in my kitchen unless it's to put dishes in the sink. They burn everything that isn't on a BBQ.

    I watch football... in fact, I yell more at the screen than he does.

    As for oral... we'll just leave that alone. :D

    Driving is fine, thanks... I hate shopping and men are right a lot of the time.


    Now, all that is so friggin true. What's sad is most women are actually like this. I guess I'm glad I'm not that bad. Thanks, Dad for raising me. :D
     
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