So yea. I supplied the alcohol, he's supplying the comedy. He drank a screwdriver that was a 1/4 OJ and 3/4s vodka and that was the beginning of the end. He has left 5 minute voicemails on about 5 friends cells and has been on the phone with one of my friend's prospect girl for about half an hour simply with simple game, random bullshit and a bunch of corny ass pick up lines. This is the closest I have ever come to pissing myself from laughter over such a long period of time.