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My 16 year old brother is hammered

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  1. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    So yea. I supplied the alcohol, he's supplying the comedy. He drank a screwdriver that was a 1/4 OJ and 3/4s vodka and that was the beginning of the end. He has left 5 minute voicemails on about 5 friends cells and has been on the phone with one of my friend's prospect girl for about half an hour simply with simple game, random bullshit and a bunch of corny ass pick up lines. This is the closest I have ever come to pissing myself from laughter over such a long period of time.
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Ok I wrote down quotes after they just got too good to forget. Here are a few of them.

    "I speak spanish, "tu eres un mochila". Yea your a backpack"

    "im cute and i got game, its a double impact"

    "dont u think we should end womens sufferage" (which was answered with a yes)

    "yo fuckin, i mean friggin, gotta watch the language in front of the ladies. actually thats my sister and her friend. fuck those girls"

    "yo ho ur not going to bed, i tell u when u go to bed. yea, its like that ho"

    "o i thought i covered the mouthpiece for that comment, my bad "

    "1/2 drunk?, im 3/4 drunk"

    "wat was i drinking tonight? i tell u wat i was drinking tonight.... wait wat was i drinking tonight? yea vodka. thats weat i drank tonight"


    "men dont cry. they fight for their right to party"


    "yo stop fartin on my legs"

    "yo its joey b, im gay, im not interested in u, i like dudes"(when he was on my friend joe's cell)

    "so where do u strip?"

    "yo joe is crying and throwing up in the corner. Hes a bitch AND cant drink"

    "come here, ill make u feel better"
     
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    Putting myself in your shoes and picturing that, that's fucking funny.
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    I had one drink, so it wasn't a "funny just because I was drunk" situation. Knowing my brother and his antics makes it hilarious to picture.
     
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    801CRX Got Rice?

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    Damn must run in the family:
    young drinking


    Hahahahaha

    ^^^now thats fucked
     
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    Joe was sitting right there laughing.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    thats damn hilarious :)
     
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    Hhahaahaha, now that's fucking funny. I missed that quote =P
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    sad.

    no 16 yr old should be getting cocked.

    get ready to follow in your drunken footsteps. Hey, at least you'll have a bed-mate for rehab.
     
  11. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    He was drinking with his friends before he came home to me and my boy having a few. And at 16 he is a Junior in HS. He wasn't drinking this time last year. He'll be fine. He watched 3 siblings make mistakes before him with alcohol and drugs.
     
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    I drank long before 16.
     
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    i was drinking straight vodka out of coffee mugs when i was 16...
     
  14. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Yea me too. But I think the point was that he thought my little bro was going to turn into a drunk ass like me, you, and total.
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    LOL. Good shit.


    I'm a college drunk ass, I just don't volunteer stories.
     
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    lol yeah i was 13
     
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    turbo sol I need some ligaments!!!

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    werd.... i lost my virginity to alcohol at 15... coincidently the first night i got laid.:cool:
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Alcohol at 13, sex at 18, how the fuck did that happen?
     
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    ahahahahahaaa lol....for me alcohol at 13 sex at 14 and sneaking into strip joints at 16 what next?....AND NO BABY YET.....
     
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