MY BUTT HURTS....AND IM BENDING OVER

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Tonyd0821

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We'll with Valentines day only two weeks away....

My ass is REALLY beginning to hurt.

Just shelled out 120.00 for 311 concert tickets (my chick LOVES 311) (i like 'em)

and that doesn't include:

flowers....25.00
dinner....75.00

fucking hallmark holidays.... :blink:
 
ya, fuck all that shit... just buy a bottle of vodka, get her black out drunk, and just say you took her out n shit :lol:
 
Originally posted by Loco Honkey@Jan 30 2004, 06:32 PM
March 25th: Steak and a blowjob day!

i totally forgot about that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


how is it supposed to go?

she buys me a steak and give me a blowjob?

What are all the details? Its been a while
 
yes yes this way u both get to enjoy steak...tubesteak under the table for her and real steak on the table for u haha gotta love it
 
mmm mmm bitch.

I kinda like em. She is in love with them.

Which allows me leverage when I want to do something that I like....

Like going hunting this coming September for deer in the Sierra Nevadas....of which she is opposed to :p
 
Originally posted by B16@Jan 30 2004, 06:31 PM
ya, fuck all that shit... just buy a bottle of vodka, get her black out drunk, and just say you took her out n shit :lol:

bottle of vodka??????

shit man 1 bud light and a ruffie.... done :ph34r:
 
Originally posted by E_SolSi+Jan 30 2004, 05:44 PM-->
@Jan 30 2004, 06:31 PM
ya, fuck all that shit... just buy a bottle of vodka, get her black out drunk, and just say you took her out n shit :lol:

bottle of vodka??????

shit man 1 bud light and a ruffie.... done :ph34r:

lmao :lol: people in my store were looking at liek what the fuck when i started to laugh
 
Originally posted by Loco Honkey+Jan 30 2004, 10:11 PM-->
Originally posted by E_SolSi@Jan 30 2004, 06:44 PM
B16
@Jan 30 2004, 06:31 PM
ya, fuck all that shit... just buy a bottle of vodka, get her black out drunk, and just say you took her out n shit :lol:

bottle of vodka??????

shit man 1 bud light and a ruffie.... done :ph34r:

Don't forget IDB!

just IDB???


dude shes out fuckin cold for a few hours from that ruffie .... IDanyfuckinwhere
 
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