My closet has more HP than yours.

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you have my closet beat. it only has like 30 or so laying around :p so what are you going to do with that damn honda motor???
 
But Clayton, your speaker can't spool those two turbos... my closet can, though. :D

As for what I'm doing with the Honda motor... it was going to be revealed next week, but some key parts are on back order, so the unveiling will have to wait ' till July or something.
 
yeah my closet only has a b16 in it, so only about 160hp, but almost no torque! lol.
 
all I've got is a cordless drill and a dremel tool in my closet. My bicycle is propped up against the closet, does that count for anything?
 
Well!...........all i gota say is that the stack of porn in my closet can make my hand move at a velocity consistent with that of a 747. Now you take the thermo dynamic T3/T4 characteristics of my hand, multiply it by the number of engines on the jet. throw a nozzzzzzzzzzzzz can at the top and a purg vlalve inbetween my fingers and im pumpin about 7000 hand power out that little closet SON!

And incase you couldint tell, I was talking about spankin da monkey, jerkin my gurkin, flogging the trouser weezle, jackin my cracker, spending some time with one eyed willie etc etc.......
 
Originally posted by UDT@May 21 2004, 02:15 PM
Well!...........all i gota say is that the stack of porn in my closet can make my hand move at a velocity consistent with that of a 747. Now you take the thermo dynamic T3/T4 characteristics of my hand, multiply it by the number of engines on the jet. throw a nozzzzzzzzzzzzz can at the top and a purg vlalve inbetween my fingers and im pumpin about 7000 hand power out that little closet SON!

And incase you couldint tell, I was talking about spankin da monkey, jerkin my gurkin, flogging the trouser weezle, jackin my cracker, spending some time with one eyed willie etc etc.......

Stop posting.
 
Maybe he's trying to come out of the closet..... :ph34r:
 
LOL :D "pud" i never heard it called that befor. Besides i was just being a jack ass, give me a brake. Really i mean if you think about it, do you reaaaaaaaaally think i got a stack of paper porn :D i mean cmon on now we are talkin on the intardnet :p as if i would have to keep a stack in my closet :ph34r:

And no jock you wont be tapping this any time soon. :unsure: just keep it in your pants :D
 
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