So I went to my friends' house. We got his wife to go to the bar for us (we aren't 21 yet...she it). So we're just drinking, sitting around. Then I forgot that he asked me to pick up some porno DVDs for him. I get them for free so I could care less. So I went outside and came back in with them. I sat down and gave it to him. So he's sitting there looking at the cases and his wife walks in and just gives me this look. I just gave her this big drunken smile. Her husband has a habit of beating his meat for absolutely no reason (as in, where he can get some pussy, but he'll end up on the couch wacking it). His wife and I are cool as hell, she tells me way to much as it is. So we get back to drinking. He gets smashed, I was trashed and I go to take a pee and his wife went in the bedroom. I come out of the bathroom and this motherfucker has a porno on, he wasn't doing anything stupid but you just don't watch porn when your friend is at your house. His wife comes out of the bedroom 2 seconds later and I just started laughing at her cause she didn't notice it on the TV and I was drunk. She figured it out and started smackin the shit out of him. I've never seen this kid get so mad when she started breaking all the DVDs. He really looked like he was about to cry. He started to jump for joy when he found one she didn't break and started running around the house looking for a place to hide it. sorry, bordem and memories are getting to me.