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My friend got MAD as hell yesterday

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  1. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    So I went to my friends' house. We got his wife to go to the bar for us (we aren't 21 yet...she it). So we're just drinking, sitting around. Then I forgot that he asked me to pick up some porno DVDs for him. I get them for free so I could care less. So I went outside and came back in with them. I sat down and gave it to him. So he's sitting there looking at the cases and his wife walks in and just gives me this look. I just gave her this big drunken smile. Her husband has a habit of beating his meat for absolutely no reason (as in, where he can get some pussy, but he'll end up on the couch wacking it). His wife and I are cool as hell, she tells me way to much as it is. So we get back to drinking. He gets smashed, I was trashed and I go to take a pee and his wife went in the bedroom. I come out of the bathroom and this motherfucker has a porno on, he wasn't doing anything stupid but you just don't watch porn when your friend is at your house. His wife comes out of the bedroom 2 seconds later and I just started laughing at her cause she didn't notice it on the TV and I was drunk. She figured it out and started smackin the shit out of him. I've never seen this kid get so mad when she started breaking all the DVDs. He really looked like he was about to cry. He started to jump for joy when he found one she didn't break and started running around the house looking for a place to hide it.

    sorry, bordem and memories are getting to me.
     
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    wtf?

    sounds like an akward moment for porn to be on tv...
    lol

    i can understand maybe a bunch of people hanging out and just have it on in the background, but not one dude, some guy and his wife...

    especially with your luck at getting three somes...
    bahahhahahaha

    i once had every bang bus episode in high resolution known to man burned on cd's... they met the same fate of your friends porn dvd's...

    chicks get beasty, whether you're cheating or just watching porn...
     
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    trappd-in-859 New Member

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    He has a wife that's willing to have sex with him but yet he still watches porno's? I think he might need a little bit of professional help, no offense. Really funny story non the less.
     
  4. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    threesome with 2 girls and me is ok. Not into another dude there. I've known his wife for years too. I dunno about that. :/

    Defenitly was an akward situation. I was too drunk to even say someting to him. I just threw a candle at him while his wife was beating him up.
     
  5. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    i dunno. she's just not into the porno shit. It's a long story why she doesn't like him watching it though. She explained it to me.
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    nobody can satisfy me better than me!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    I'll be honest. I can get pussy almost anytime I want. But I'll still choke the chicken every once in a while
     
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    i would imagine she has a huge problem with pornos cause he chooses them over her....

    and there ain't no pussy like new pussy, maybe he's just tired of hittin the same old shit everyday... to him watching a porn beats fuckin his wife AGAIN...

    i wouldn't say he needs professional help though...


    the funny thing about my situation is that i used to have the crazy AVN channels and shit, and this chick used to watch porn with me, but we weren;t together then... now that we're together i'm not allowed to own anything porn related...
     
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    Estorvito Soy Boricua

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    ......KIDS......
    what can i say.... :shrug:
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    they're ALWAYS in the sex shop, just no pornos. I went in with his wifes cousin and they came in and she kept him far far away from the porn.

    She's pregnant, but its in the mid stages so he can still hit it. If anything it should be better at this point.

    Chicks that like porn are always welcome in my bedroom.
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    wait...aren't you like 23? haha
     
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    Estorvito Soy Boricua

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    damn you're right.....
    BUt i dont play pornos while my wife's home.. I mean what kind of shit is that...? sick sick sick...Maybe,,MAYBE while shes sleeping or out....LOL... :p
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    don't...that's part of her story.
     
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    Yeah I wouldn't say that guy needs help either, just likes porn. Maybe I shouldn't talk since my girls posts/reads on here, but I'll say this, she has absolutly zero problem with porn. Im not really all that into, in the last 2.5 years we've been together we've bought a couple together but thats about it. Even if I was really into it, I don't think she would have a problem with it. Hell, she's even came to the strip club with me and wanted to buy me a lap dance--that was a little weird for me though.
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    lol. she got drunk as hell one night and we were planning to go to the strip club. She wanted to go, I wouldn't let her.

    She won't let him do that either. If we ever talka bout it in fron tof her she get REALLY mad.
     
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    i used to have a wifey that loved to masterbate while i was masterbating....she used to try and race me.....i always won....lol...
     
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    you're fucked...


    uh.... thanks for sharing...
    lmao
    group sex talk now live on hondaswap...
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    with your host

    Bryan

    Today's disscusion will be about "Why females get mad when their men watch porn"
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    pr0n = biggest waste of money 3v4r,

    -> S
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    i don't pay for it. well techincally I do but I don't buy it for the porn. I buy it for all the other shit that's in whatever bin I buy The porn is just an extra. Or I buy them for like 10 for a dollar at an auction and resell them for $5 each and keep one or something.
     
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