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my hands smell like garlic

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    It's been nearly 24 hours, 2 showers, and countless day-to-day hand washing (after pissing, etc) and my left hand still smells like garlic. I crushed up a bunch of cloves last night for cooking, and now its on me.
    wtf.

    anyone know how to get it off?
     
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    I don't think we even need to ask what the "etc" in your daily hand washing routine is.
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    if your left hand smells like garlic, then I bet something else smells.... :p

    /hides in the fear that some italian woman just got turned on somewhere after reading this.....:ph34r:
     
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    garlic flavored cock? hahaha
     
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    I heard poop makes the smell go away i could be wrong...

    LMAO... Seems as if everyone wants to tease the ADMIN. Poor guy!

    /Hides
     
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    vinegar huh?

    wack... don't have anything but balsamic in the house.... and at $35 a bottle, i'm not using it to wash my hands.. lol


    maybe i'll try this:
    NOnion Metal Bar - $4.95
     
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    but how long does it take to ship and how long can you stand the smell.. just go buy some cheap vinegar from the store and wash away..
     
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    yea, i saw that metal bar thing but it won't help you now
    lol

    just try a touch of your vinegar on a finger, see if it helps

    sniff test FTW
     
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    scrub your hands with steel wool, and rinse with lemon juice.
     
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    nahh...just go outside and wash your car... any normal car wash will clean up your hands real good, and your car will look hotter after you gave it a handjob. :)
     
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    little trick i learned in vocational foods class... simply wet your hands and rub them on your metal sink... does the same thing as the noonion bar thing and its free has worked for onion garlic squid etc... give it a shot
     
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    Tomato juice!




    (kidding.)
     
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    by now...if it still stinks....then B has issue's:ph34r:
     
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    its not remotely as strong as yesterday, but if i take a sniff, the garlic outweighs the nicotene smell. lol
     
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    Skunks lol!!!

    Hmmm this sounds like it may be your fix lmao!!!
    Found it on poopreport.com FTW!!!

    [​IMG] ORDER NOW AND U GET 2 FOR THE PRICE Of ONE DUDE!!!

    Just A Drop: The Power To Deodorize (Almost) Every Poop | PoopReport.com
     
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    After I work on a car, I wash my hands with an SOS pad and LAVA / some sort of citrus whatever. Works well.

    And my hands look like Martha Stewarts, but shit I'm a man and abused hands are a good thing.
     
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