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My Joke of the Day

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by CRX-YEM, Feb 8, 2005.

  1. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    "Hello?"

    "Hi honey, this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"

    "No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

    After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

    "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

    (Brief Pause)

    "Uh, okay then ... this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
    the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to
    Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

    "Okay Daddy, just a minute."

    A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

    "I did it Daddy."

    And what happened honey?" he asked.

    "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
    ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
    dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

    "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

    "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scaredand he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."


    **Long Pause**


    ***Longer Pause***

    Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?? ... Is this 486-5731??"
     
  2. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Nice. Haven't heard that one before.
     
  3. Citizen_Insane

    Citizen_Insane Senior Member

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    i've heard a similar joke before, but still a gooder
     
  6. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    :werd: Oldie but goodie
     
  7. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Never heard it before, HIlarious!
     
  8. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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  9. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    I've heard something similar, but still ficking hilarious. :bo:
     
  10. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    heheh.

    who would jump out a window into a pool though?

    F that

    climb down a tree, or the siding, or some ivy or something-- or hide in the closet. lol
     
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    while on that tangent... why be fucking your brother's wife in the first place? unless of course it's HER brother...
     
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